The thing is different, in Ahmedabad you can spend Rs. Bring four crores 'Aston Martin' or bring eight-ten thousand bicycles... All are called 'Gadi'! Only the truckers say the car. Of course, now a bicycle is worth one lakh-one and a half lakhs, but the 'big car' bought at a bargain price has become 'two almonds' for cities like Ahmedabad-Surat-Rajkot.
Where do you run? Understand one thing. If we use the word 'car' there, people don't immediately get the pitch. Here only 'Gadi' is spoken. If the grocer has come to deliver goods, he will say, 'Sister... hurry up. I have come with the car parked outside.''Wife gets high and says, 'My Gordhan is still making 'Factiva' and this red car has turned around?'
He used to say the car. But if you have a car like 'Bugatti', 'Maserati' or 'Lamborghini' in your house, that cyclist is more lucky than you. On which road do you drive such a big car? A cyclist will take the road from the footpath as if an earthworm is coming out from under the hole. The streets of the city will not be four inches wider than they are for the next thousand years, but the traffic on them is getting heavier every day than it was yesterday.
In the next one or two years, we will have to leave the car at home and start walking. If there is space left on the road, will you drive? RTO officials are giving licenses to thousands of scooters, rickshaws or cars every day, but the road is not going to be widened by an inch. To drive a big vehicle on the city roads, one has to control the amount of noise coming out of the mouth.
Understand that a small car may go through a few gaps saying 'Ram Naam Satya Hai', but around a big one, two-wheelers from all over the city are standing so close to you that as soon as you get the signal, they overtake your car from the left side and take the right side. You will be so nervous that not a single word made in Gujarat will work!
It is not a single scooter again... the whole series is running and by the time it is over, two or three more red signals will come! If a scooterist hits your Mercedes, he doesn't know that he has hit your minimum eight-ten thousand! Interestingly, a 180-second 'red light' on traffic signals makes your pimples go away while sitting in a car in such heat, on a hot road, a two-wheeler standing with two feet wide as if fielding in a slip has made a statue. It has become so tight.
He's not a walker... and anyway, he's luckier than a charioteer in leaving the field. In such extreme heat, the car occupants feel shocked, why not provide shower or bathroom facilities in the car? Car AC is of no use in such sweltering heat. The green signal is almost after the third or fourth signal. It doesn't get any coupon from the government, you can skip the signal twice by crossing it in such a long line. Those who fall behind in this, die!
What's wrong with making the afternoon red signal 90 seconds instead of 180? For this reason, I want to become a Prime Minister, Chief Minister or Governor when I grow up, so that when my car is leaving, the policemen stop the rest of the traffic and let 'Shehenshah Alam Dave Sahib' go. I don't want to do any service to the country. Just let my car go Sangopang through the heavy traffic, that's all I want. Now the opposite is happening.
I live, there is an army stationed at the police station in front of the four road and as soon as I exit the society. So when we become neighbours, I think that he will stop the car and call me for tea and water, instead he asks me the first question that hits me, 'Do you have a license?' I feel very sad, 'How are you?' Can't see right now! When do you come to drink tea and water?', instead of showing discretion, when I am asked to show my license, in such an intense heat, flames of fire spread in my body. The chest burns when the policeman scolds us, 'We can't see now!' O brother, what is the business of me appearing? Do you want to see how handsome I am? However, Gujaratis have earned a lot in the last ten-fifteen years and one has become common to own two or three cars.
Therefore, a flat has less parking space, there is now a parking space on the terrace for an Aston Martin or a Ferrari! { ashokdave52@gmail.com The thing is different, in Ahmedabad you get Rs. Bring four crores 'Aston Martin' or bring eight-ten thousand bicycles... All are called 'Gadi'! Only the truckers say the car. Of course, now a bicycle is worth one lakh-one and a half lakhs, but the 'big car' bought at a bargain price has become 'two almonds' for cities like Ahmedabad-Surat-Rajkot. Where do you run? Understand one thing. If we use the word 'car' there, people don't immediately get the pitch. Here only 'Gadi' is spoken. If the grocer has come to deliver goods, he will say, 'Sister... hurry up. I have come with the car parked outside.
''Wife gets high and says, 'My Gordhan is still making 'Factiva' and this red car has turned around?' He used to say the car. But if you have a car like 'Bugatti', 'Maserati' or 'Lamborghini' in your house, that cyclist is more lucky than you. On which road do you drive such a big car? A cyclist will take the road from the footpath as if an earthworm is coming out from under the hole. The streets of the city will not be four inches wider than they are for the next thousand years, but the traffic on them is getting heavier every day than it was yesterday. In the next one or two years, we will have to leave the car at home and start walking. Road
